Thursday, January 14, 2010
Ok, didn't think I'd be posting again this soon, but...
I'm watching The Biggest Loser, and even though I feel great for these people, I would like to know one thing: HOW THE HECK DO YOU LOSE 100 POUNDS IN TWO MONTHS?!?! I would really really like to know. Stop making me feel bad about my 10 pounds a month Mr. Guy. You're rude. Not really. I mean kudos to you, but gosh. Shit, If I lost 100 pounds in two months, I would be the happiest girl. But I will not complain about my slow-but-steady 10 or so pounds a month, because lets face it, it's all I've got. But seeing that guy lose 100 pounds in two months, and that chick lose 23 pounds in a week! Shit, man. That just makes me feel bad. The Biggest Loser is one of those shows that can make you get off your bottom and work, but it can also just make people feel atrocious about themselves. Plus, it's two freaking hours long. Come on now NBC, is that really necessary? I'm a college student, I don't have time to sit and watch people work out way harder that I have ever worked out for TWO HOURS! But I like to keep up with it, so I half watch it. I like leave it on and listen while I do other stuff, for example, write in my fancy new blog, or read a book. And those extremely cheesy promotions about Extra Sugar-free gum has literally stopped me from buying Extra Sugar-Free gum. For serious, I do not buy that gum because they are not working hard enough. I mean they should be getting me to want to buy the gum without me even noticing when it happens. Their sale tactics should be a little smoother. I mean they bring in Jillian (who lets just say is a very attractive female, coming from a straight female) and have her basically face the camera for like two minutes and talk about how great Extra gum is, or how great these plastic bags are. Come on, be a little more creative please. Wow, this has become a very different blog in a short while. But really though, how can you justify some one getting paid big money for advertising when they do it so badly? I don't think it should be justifiable.
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