Ok, with my almost-three-years of college under my belt, and a bunch-load of knowledge up in my brain, there was nothing better I could do with my time. So, a while back, while bored in the Mac Lab and procrastinating real work, I decided to set upon a journey. A journey of making a great parody. This parody is all about how for some reason I see an uncanny resemblance between myself and King Charles II. I think it's the hair. So here goes:
Wake up every morning lookin' like King Charles,
Grab my crown, I'm out the door
I'm gonna rule this city.
Before I bounce,
imma pounce
on one of my ladies (i'm not gay this is King charles speaking).
Cause when I leave as King Charles,
Liz ain't coming back
I be puttin' on ma regal clothes, clothes
Drawin' a 'stache under ma nose, nose
Ma spot bein' blown up by hoes, hoes
Hair flowing, not worried about them VD's
Planning super parties
Trying to get an heir quickly
Don't stop, I'mma pop
Girl, turn my heat up
Rollin' in the hay
Til' we see a new day
Tick Tock on the clock
My reign will never stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh (Chorus X2)
Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of hair
Bunches of money in ma pocket, all I need is an heir
And all the chicks are lining up 'cause they hear I got money
But I kick 'em to the curb unless they taste like honey
I'm talking fourteen illegitimate kids, kids
Sleeping with my mistresses, es
But still stayin' married regardless
Only started ruling when I was thirty
Parliment ruled me back in, in
Parli ruled me in, in
Parli ruled me
Don't stop, I'mma pop
Girl, turn my heat up
Rollin' in the hay
Til' we see a new day
Tick Tock on the clock
My reign will never stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh (Chorus X2)
England, You built me up
Don't break me down
My heart, it pounds
For you England!
With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Now the ruling don't start till I walk in
Don't stop, I'mma pop
Girl, turn my heat up
Rollin' in the hay
Til' we see a new day
Tick Tock on the clock
My reign will never stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh (Chorus X2)
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