"About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him-which I assumed was wildly out of his control-that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me."
Ok, so this book was hilarious. The beginning was much better than the end though. I feel like it kind of tapered off at the end. But, the beginning was so freaking worth it. So Belle Goose loved Edwart Mullen, and she's convinced he's a vampire. He's not really. Also, Belle's traits are exaggerated from Bella Swans. For example, she is so freaking clumsy. It's hilarious. Also, she thinks the world is like in love with her. She is so cocky. Like she'll say something like, "The whole class was looking at me, but probably for a different reason- I had a hologram patch on my backpack." Haha, so funny. There are so many parts where I wrote "Haha" in this book. However, as I said before, the ending wasn't as good. Like eventually she meets a real vampire and tries him out. But she realizes she really loves Edwart. It was sort of lame. Still funny, but not as funny as the beginning. It was definitely worthwhile.
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